Fucking Magic - A Potion Problem Ch. 04

Fucking Magic: A Potion Problem
Part 4 - BJs and Offers
"This is the honeymoon I never had." Mom said as I joined her back on the couch, the upstairs one, with fresh coffee for both of us.
"You and dad had a honeymoon." I had heard stories of it for years, well years before the marriage fell apart.
"We had a hiking trip where we stayed in a tent and walked practically from dawn until dusk. I was younger back then, I thought that it was a great adventure, but this..." Motioning around us. "Well if this was a tropical local it would be perfect. Either way, this is where I want to be. Doing nothing but watching nonsense TV, reading a book, and having my handsome young husband fetch me anything I could want."
"I don't think a son could be a husband." Joking, even though I understood what she was saying, or thought I did.
"I'm too old to get married again."
"You're not old and you're certainly not too old to get married." I would have pointed out that grandma had just gotten remarried, but it was dad's mom and they had never gotten along in the best parts of the marriage, afterwards they'd had no reason to pretend.
"You always know the right thing to say." Shifting on the couch, after putting her coffee onto the table that gave it its name, to kiss my chest while staring up at me with those gray eyes. "Except it kinda sounds like you're saying you wouldn't want to be married to me?"
"I'm saying there is no state or country that would allow that."
"We could... We could just think of ourselves that way."
"Like...Roleplay?" I asked, sort of amused by the idea, besides the obvious mom/son thing it didn't seem like there was a kinky thrill to be had out of two lovers pretending to be married.
"No. Like... promises and... Love. I love you and I don't think there is another guy out there that I want to be with. Who says two people need to be in front of priests and parishioners to..."

"That sounds like a really boring version of D